There and Back Again...
FLY FOR LOVE
Dan: fly young bryce. fly for LOVE
Bryce: FLAP MY WINGS
Bryce: LET ME SOAR
Dan: FLY TO LOVE LIKE A LION'S ROAR
Bryce: LET THE SUN BEQUEATH THE NATURAL FLOW OF LOVE INTO MY PERSPIRING SOUL
Dan: AND CHASE AWAY THE BEACON OF HATE, ASSUREDLY AS THOUGH IT WERE A FOUL MOLE
Bryce: TO MONGOLIA, TO ZAGREB, TO FIND THE BOTTOMLESS BASKET
Dan: LEST YOU DIE WITHOUT LOVE, AND ARE BURIED IN A CASKET
Bryce: FOREVER MORE, FOREVER MORE, INSPECT THE CORNERS, DEFILE THE DARKNESS
Dan: FOR WITHOUT LOVE, HELD DEAR, IN HELL YOU'LL BE, BESADDLED BY THE STARKNESS
Bryce: FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH OF LOVE SET FREE, ILLUMINATES THE ABYSS OF HELL
Dan: STEALS THE KEYS FROM LUCIFER, AND RINGS THE HOLY BELL
Bryce: HEARKEN THE WARM CRY OF LOVE, REVERBERATING THE WALLS OF EVERY BEING
Dan: AWAKEN THE DRAGON OF DESPAIR, THE DENIZENS OF HEAVEN FLEEING
Bryce: HEEDING THE HEIGHTS TO GREET THE VALLEYS, CITIZENS AND DRAGON ALIKE
Dan: THE EARTH QUAKES, THE GROUND SHAKES, THE HEIGHTS MEET THE VALLEYS. THE DRAGON FEELS GLEE, THE HEAVENS FLEE, MUCH TO LOVE'S DISLIKE
Bryce: THE COLLISION OF WORLDS, CHAOTIC UNITY, WARFARE OF THE HIGHEST POWER
Dan: THE DRAGON WITH RAGE, CIRCLES BY STAGE, THE LOFTY HEAVENLY TOWER
Bryce: DEMONS ALOFT DEMOLISH THE SPIRE, WHILE THE CITIZENS AND ANGELS CONSPIRE
Dan: SATAN SCREAMS, DRAGONS SQUIRM, AS THEY THOUGHT HEAVEN'S PLIGHT MOST DIRE
Bryce: THE SALTY WINDS GRIPPED THE WAVES AND TOSSED THE SANDS, AN ASSAULT ON THE GODLESS BEINGS
Dan: THE LIGHT OF LOVE SWEPT THE OCEANS ANEW, TO ALL WHO STOOD THERE SEEING.
Bryce: THE DARK SPIRITS LOATHSOME SOUGHT THE ORDER THEY COULD NOT COMPREHEND
Dan: BUT SOUGHT FOR NAUGHT, AS LOVE SAW IT TOO LATE TO AMEND
Bryce: LOVE CONQUERED THE TIRED BEASTS, ENLIGHTENING THEIR HEARTS WITH A NEW FLAME
Dan: RIDICULING THEIR IDEAL OF HATE, GIVING THEM OVER TO SHAME
Bryce: THEY'RE OWN DARKNESS FINALLY RECOGNIZED, LOVE WASHED THE SOULS OF THOSE TYRANTS OF ORDER
Dan: THE PLANE OF HATE DESTROYED, A NEW WORLD ORDER, THE LANDS OF HEAVEN, LOVE, AND HELL, ANEW AND WITHOUT BORDER.
Hawkwind!  Stronger than before!
Nightwind!  Look out, she’s ready to soar!
Hawkwind!
Nightwind!
Valhaaaaalllaaaaa!

Hawkwind!  Stronger than before!

Nightwind!  Look out, she’s ready to soar!

Hawkwind!

Nightwind!

Valhaaaaalllaaaaa!

I AM 300 POUNDS

3889:

NO ONE WILL HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH ME.

You: hi, can i take your order?
Stranger: yeah, can i have one dirty, tight, smelly, fishy, hairy cunt on toast please
You: would you like fries with that?
Stranger: yeah. extra salt
Stranger: and a diet coke
You: what size?
Stranger: the same size as yo mamma's ass
Stranger: huge.
You: oh no, sir, my momma's ass is tiny. i would recommend the kids size.
You: we have a large size drink and fry, would that be alright?
Stranger: no
Stranger: give me what i ordered itch
You: yes sir. i have one prostitute cunt on toast, fries with extra salt and a huge diet coke. will that be all?
Stranger: no.
You: what else can i get for you?
Stranger: can i have one freshly whipped nigger, and an iraqi fucker with a nepalm necklace
You: we have a self-loathing white man on special today, would you like to try it?
Stranger: no, but ill try pics of ur dad fuckin your mom in her tiny ass
You: i'm sorry sir. we ran out of those last night.
Stranger: popular girl ur mom huh?
Stranger: slut.
You: we had hordes of coupon holders that took up the last of those photos.
Stranger: thats fine. ill take some more when she comes over
You: alright, so I have one prostitute cunt on toast, fries with extra salt, a huge diet coke, a freshly whipped nigger, an iraqi fucker with an added nepalm necklace.
You: your total is 26.58 so far.
Stranger: dont forget my cock plavoured tooth paste
You: those are 5.49 each.
You: how many would you like?
Stranger: i get it cheaper somewhere else
You: alright, your total stands at 26.58
Stranger: how much is a hispanic serior?
You: 79 cents, sir.
Stranger: fuck man. get those cunts from california. much cheaper. supply and demand
You: I'll tell my stock supervisor about that.
You: Anything else?
Stranger: yeah ill take a hurricane katrina victim
You: boxed or unboxed?
Stranger: bathed
You: oh, a connisseur!
You: alright, your total is now 32.64
You: hi, can i take your order?
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: tits
You: what size?
Stranger: anysize
You: alright, would you like fries with that?
Stranger: nah
You: and to drink?
Stranger: pussy
You: what size?
Stranger: tight
You: okay, i have an order of medium tits and a small pussy.
You: anything else you'd like to add?
Stranger: nope
You: your total is 7.42
You: for here or to go?
Stranger: here
You: oh, i'm sorry, we're out of small pussy cups
You: would you care for a medium?
Stranger: nope dont care
You: we have an additional side of sexual repression on sale today, would you like to include that in your total?
Stranger: nah
You: alright, 7.42/
Stranger: well yeah y not
You: alright, 8.47 is your total now.
Stranger: nah i changed my mind
Stranger: heres $10.00
You: thanks, 1.53 is your change.
You: your order will be right out.
Stranger: ok
You: here you are!
You: your sexual repression will be out in a moment.
You: enjoy!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where is it
You: it's imaginary, you twit.
Stranger: thats not nice
-sodapopcurtis:

Dad is not the boss of Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

-sodapopcurtis:

Dad is not the boss of Princess Valhalla Hawkwind